CoolThings.com posted about a beer keg barstool yesterday on April Fool’s, but we don’t think this boozy piece of furniture is anybody’s joke. Said masterpiece is formally called the KegStool, and you can order one for yourself at www.KegFun.com.

For $99, you get the KegStool kit, which includes everything except the titular keg and some necessary elbow grease. If you’re lazy (or drunk), you can save yourself the hassle by ordering a pre-built KegStool for $100 more.

The writers at CoolThings lamented the KegStool’s lack of functionality, but we think it’s still pretty neat.

Juno has nothing on this.

Meet the Hamburger Bed, the brainchild of a crafty burger enthusiast in Texas. This existential creation challenges our dietary norms, raising questions like “Who’s eating who?” and “Where’s the ketchup?” Also, it’s apparently very comfortable.

According to the creator, Kayla, the hamburger bed is composed of the following:

• circular bed + box frame (circa the ’70s)
• light brown fabric
• slightly darker light brown fabric
• dark brown king-sized fitted sheet
• yellow, green king-sized sheets (skip the yellow if you don’t want a cheeseburger)
• 30 or so pillows
• “a couple of zippers”
• pantyhose (to fashion sesame seeds)

Tired of having to choose between relieving yourself and staring at your guppies? With Fish N Flush, you can do both at once!

In today’s multitasking society, it was only a matter of time before the aforementioned activities were combined — but until this baby gets wi-fi, we’re sticking with classic (and fish free) porcelain.